Virtual Moment of Joy!
Cheerfully brought to you by:
KC Christensen-Lang, Joyologist / Success Coach
Thanksgiving Edition 2005

Hello! In our first Thanksgiving issue, I want to take a moment to express my gratitude to all of you…my wonderful clients, colleagues, friends and subscribers who make me laugh and believe in the power of humor, laughter and  positive living and like me…love to spread it around. May you have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday! (to my friends and supporters from other parts of the world, I give thanks for you too!) I appreciate you so much!

KC J

QUOTE OF THE MOMENT

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing." Oliver Wendall Holmes

FAN MAIL OF THE MOMENT

"Hello, I really enjoy your "positive message of joy" which I received today. Please subscribe me to your "Powerful Tools 

For Positive Living" newsletter also. Thank you!"  Linda S. MN

Thanks Linda…it’s on it’s way. For those of you who want the free  mailed newsletter every other month  full of helpful 

tips and positive living tools, just send us your mailing address. CLICK HERE.

“In regards to your SILLY CONTESTANT OF THE MOMENT in your last Joy Note… Oh sureeeeeee.... pick on 

Alabama....LOL!  Can you believe she said that? hahaha....okay, okay, I truly enjoyed my Virtual Moment of Joy... 

can't wait till the next one.  But pick on a Yankee, will ya?  Now...back to my grits..." Georgia Richardson: Queen Jaw 

Jaw, The Queen of Experiences

Georgia…You are one funny lady and so glad to have your wit and support! Be assured…we are very fair…we pick on 

everyone…no matter where they live.! (But only in a fond, fun way)

SIGNS OF THE MOMENT 

At an Optometrist's Office - "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 

On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

WEBSITE OF THE MOMENT

Gratefulness.org  

MEMORY OF THE MOMENT 

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. 

CHORE OF THE MOMENT 

My idea of housework is sweeping the room with a glance.

FUN PHOTO OF THE MOMENT

Hungry???  Not in the mood for Turkey?  Try this!

JOB OF THE MOMENT

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard. 

OOPS OF THE MOMENT

"Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.”

“Weight Watchers will meet at 5 PM at the Community Center. Please use large double door at the side entrance.”

ULTIMATE CHAIN LETTERS OF THE MOMENT

Thanks to fellow Laughter Leaders George and Barbara Hee who do a hysterical job poking fun at the dreaded chain 

letter… 

·        As we approach the Thanksgiving season, I want to thank those who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain 

letters over the past 12 months. Because of your care and concern for me, I now feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

·        Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

·        I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" 

on their cans.

·        I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my 

every wish.

·        Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a 

wish within five minutes.

·        I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

·        I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

·        I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

·        I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. 

·        I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

·        I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

·        I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to 

Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

·        I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. 

·        I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

·        I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

·        I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

·        I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me 

for participating in their special e-mail program.

·        I must add my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rats in the glue on envelopes -- I now use a wet towel on every 

envelope that needs sealing. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!  If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CST) the day after tomorrow and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know his will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician!

THANKSGIVING SONG GREETING OF THE MOMENT  (Gather up all the turkeys you know and turn up the sound) Courtesy of humorous subscribers Nancy Kahler of ME, Rick Lang of NH and Dennis Lang of KY for sharing this with me...funny minds think alike!

http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sourc

FUN NEW STORE OF THE MOMENT 

That would be ours! YAY! We are excited to announce that our NEW Joy Shoppe is now open for holiday shopping. For unique, lighthearted gifts for you or your family and friends, please visit our new Joy Shoppe. CLICK HERE 

SHARE A CHUCKLE FOR A MOMENT 

Make someone smile this holiday week and forward on our cheery ezine to all your friends, relatives  and co-workers.

Thanks for allowing us visit with ya…if even for a moment! Have A GREAT Thanksgiving holiday FILLED WITH MOMENTS OF JOY and LOTS OF TURKEY!

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