Virtual Moment of Joy!
Cheerfully brought to you by:
KC Christensen-Lang, Joyologist / Success Coach
August 2005
Hello!
Welcome to our first mini-eblurb, "VIRTUAL MOMENT JOY!" We hope it makes you smile!
THOUGHT OF THE MOMENT
Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
A HUMOROUS MOMENT
If you look, you can find humor in even the most ordinary things. Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.(Whew! Makes ya wonder...)
On a Sears hairdryer-- Do not use while sleeping.(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron-- "Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers!)
On Nytol Sleep Aid-- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(...I'm taking this because???....)
On a bar of Dial soap-- "Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....)
Spotted on Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(unless your teeth are really strong...)
On Sainsbury's peanuts-- "Warning: contains nuts."(Talk about stating the obvious)
On a child's Superman costume-- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(Hmmm...are you listening parents?)
On a Swedish chainsaw-- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (I'm trying to keep a straight face)
HAPPY QUOTE OF THE MOMENT
"Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light!"
QUESTION OF THE MOMENT
Would you describe yourself as an optimist or a pessimist? If you answered, "Optimist," chances are good you will actually enjoy a longer life than your negative peers. You'll also be able to get more accomplished, because negative energy burns three times as much energy as positive energy! As well-known author/speaker Brian Tracy says, "Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other."
A COACHING MOMENT
Did you know that DECLUTTERING your space will enable you to focus, better, save time and allow an abundance of all that you desire to flow in? Look around...Is your desk piled high with paperwork? Office cluttered to the ceiling? Can't find what you are looking for in the mess? Take a few moments after reading this and clear away the piles. You'll be able to breathe better, concentrate on what's important and be soooo much more productive. Wouldn't that make ya happy?
PUNS OF THE MOMENT
Okay, I confess I love puns! These come courtesy of Philip Humbert, PH.D.....yup you may roll your eyes, but hopefully they'll make you smile!
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
4. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
FUN SITE OF THE MOMENT
FOCUS ON YOU FOR A MOMENT
When was the last time you focused JUST ON YOU!? I'm offering you (or a friend/associate) a Free Success Coaching session; a private hour centered on you and your happiness and success. Click here to learn more about investing in yourself! Aren't you worth it!?
FREEBIE OF THE MOMENT
Send me an email with your mailing address and mention this e-note and I'll send ya the "Powerful Tools for Positive Living" Newsletter packed with helpful hints right to your home or office. Click here!
BRIGHTEN SOMEONE'S DAY FOR A MOMENT
Consider a friend/associate and forward this cheerful little blurb on to someone who could use a spirit-lifter.
Thanks for allowing us to stop by...if even for a moment! We would love to hear from you. Jokes, puns, fun photos and/or feedback are always welcome.
HAVE A GREAT DAY FILLED WITH MOMENTS OF JOY!
Warmly,
KC Christensen-Lang
Joyologist / Success Coach
Owner, HAPPINESS IS...
(207) 361-2084
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