Virtual Moment of Joy!

Cheerfully brought to you by:
KC Christensen-Lang, Joyologist / Success Coach
June 2006
 

MY AUDIO WELCOME GREETING TO ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL SUBSCRIBERS

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HAPPY FUN-FILLED SUMMER!

Summer is “officially” here and I hope you have time off planned to enjoy it! Taking a break here and there (even if it's just to step away from your desk, shop or office) or a long, luxurious vacation will enable you to face life’s stresses and be more rejuvenated, patient and focused when you return! Until you leave, take a moment to view our latest issue as your very own stress-relieving, mini-e-vacation! We do our best to brighten your day in our quest to encourage life balance, happiness and success through powerful tools for positive living and spread joy, humor, laughter throughout the world! Stay in touch and let us know what we can do to support you! Enjoy these sunny days...

Smiling on the Seacoast of Maine, KC
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FAN MAIL OF THE MOMENT

"I’m getting your e-newsletter now and I just love it! It brightens my day when it arrives, gives me interesting things to think about and at least one joke I can share with family and friends. I truly appreciate it." Alice Standish, NH

"Awesome job. Great tribute to Hugo, and what a photo!" Warm regards, Susan Brewer, SeaStone Studio for Massage& Healing Arts

"Hi: Enjoying the newsletters and here are some more signs/photos for you." Tricia Luck
(Thanks to Tricia for the great photos below!)

"I loved the 'Gotcha' joke about shrimp and caviar in the curtain rods. For anyone not getting KC’s Virtual Moment of Joy, you should! It's where I get my funny and inspired queries and great. You need to sign-up for this email newsletter. It rocks!” Stan Barker, Adworks

"I do enjoy your newsletter and I'm happy that your business is doing so well. Rarely do we see someone who is so well-suited to their work actually doing it." Cindy Ayn Douglass, reporter York Independent

"Hi KC, I was just reading the Virtual Moment of Joy. That was a nice tribute to your Dad. I am sure he is smiling. Great picture of you all with the glasses and nose. Hee Hee." Kim Peck, York Maine

"Hi KC, I like your newsletter; looks good and has good content that made me think. You sure do a lot with your work and your website shows this. There are a lot of coaches out there but I can see that your approach is different. I wish I could bottle one of your senior laughter sessions to bring with me when I visit my Mom's retirement community. They could use more joy there.” Angela Dowd, ACDowd Designs

Thanks everyone for the above kind words! We love laughing with you and appreciate the jokes, puns, tips and resources you send us! In reference to Angela’s comments above, you don’t have to "bottle my sessions", just so all of you know, when you run into someone who needs a laugh, feel free to hand out my contact info! I travel all around the country offering laughter sessions! Thanks!  -  KC

QUOTES OF THE MOMENT

"Hold on to your dreams for they are, in a sense, the stuff of which reality is made. It is through our dreams that we maintain the possibility of a better, more meaningful life." -- Leo Buscaglia, American Expert on Love, Lecturer, Author

BAD DAY OF THE MOMENT

Whoops! Where did that pool come from?

POSITIVE TOOL OF THE MOMENT

Exciting news! Have you been seeking upbeat ways to zap your stress on the job and brighten up your work environment? LOOK NO FURTHER! We have a brand new hot-off-the-press SPECIAL GUIDE for you! In an effort to answer all the questions my clients, audiences, workshop participants and reporters kept asking, I have compiled lots of tips, techniques, resources and ideas for you to use humor and laughter to lighten the load and prevent “hardening of the attitudes.” Click HERE to grab your very own copy and please spread the word!

 

BRAIN TRANSPLANT OF THE MOMENT

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "5,000 for a male brain, and 0 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

CHANGE YOUR LIFE IN THIS MOMENT

"Who, exactly, seeks out a coach? Winners who want even more out of life." Chicago Tribune December 17, 2000

I believe all of you are winners in your lives who deserve the very best! That’s why I'm still offering a
FREE SESSION OF SUCCESS COACHING ($125 value). One hour on the phone just for you in a private, confidential session. COACHING IS POWERFUL AND LIFE CHANGING. Here’s one client’s feedback:

"Hi KC. I'm sending a quick "thank you" to you for our coaching session this morning. Your compassion, kindness, intelligence and ability to gain insights and quickly hone into touch points were not just evident through our verbal discussion...they truly radiated through the phone line and over air waves! Just wanted to let you know that I was --frankly -- amazed at how much we covered in just an hour, and more importantly, what a powerful hour it was for me. Again, thank you." J.N, Owner of PR firm, Florida, Coaching client

If you’d like to move forward in a certain area, take action in your work or personal life, eliminate a toleration, get more of what you want, reduce your stress, explore your future, find your dreams, work smarter, not harder, than SEIZE THIS MOMENT and take advantage of this life-changing OPPORTUNITY and contact me!
If you’ve already had your free session, then give this offer to a friend or colleague as a “gift” and tell them to let me know you sent ‘em!

"I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum capabilities." Bob Nardelli, CEO, Home Depot

A SPECIAL MOMENT ON A SATURDAY

Since many of you are swamped with hectic workdays or juggling childcare, meetings, and jobs, we are going to make it that much EASIER for you to get support and take time for yourself. Happiness Is…will now offer SATURDAY HOURS for clients who want their Success Coaching or PR Consulting phone sessions without squeezing it between their jobs or stressful workweek. Sessions BY APPOINTMENT only; call to reserve your private slot and make your weekends that much more special.

COACHING TIP OF THE MOMENT

Having trouble with confidence? Hesitating at work? Putting off that goal? Don’t want to move out of your comfort zone? Paralyzed with fear? These are common feelings, and here’s the “reframe” I often offer my clients who are trapped in their fear. Next time you have those insecure feelings of uncertainty bubble up inside of you, view F.E.A.R. in another way: False Evidence Appearing Real. When encountering an obstacle or holding back, ask yourself, "Is this just false evidence appearing real? If so, let’s look at reality, what is really happening here, and analyze at the problem or concern with new eyes, for what it really is." Trust me, looking at fear this way takes the emotional drama out of the situation and helps folks get clarity. It has helped numerous people in all situations get UNSTUCK and moving forward again! Good luck; or call me if you need help with this.

GOOD LOSER OF THE MOMENT

Show me a man who is a good loser...and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

SUMMER WEAR OF THE MOMENT

Check out our Joy Shoppe! We believe that "Laughter is the Best Medicine" and hope you enjoy our fun products, shirts for men, women and children and light-hearted gifts. Yuk it up at the BBQ in this bright green shirt! Or sport one of these cool women's T-shirts at the lake or around the pool this summer and people won’t resist smiling! How about carrying your beach gear in this cheerful tote bag? Or making your customers grin with these happy buttons?

Click HERE for easy summer shopping!

PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS FOR THE MOMENT

Want to grow your business? Attract more clients? Enhance your image? Promote your product? Get the word out about your book? Become a public speaker or master networker? We have the solutions! Word got out about my 30+ years of PR and marketing experience and I've had so many requests that I've added this business-building service for you. I am honored to be offering PR/PROMOTION COACHING & CONSULTING for several growing companies here in Maine and am now the proud Publicist of a number of fantastic, talented book authors, experts, coaches and consultants around the country. All PR/Promo packages are customized for your business needs and goals. Call to make an appointment for your free PR consultation at (207) 361-2084 or email me at happinessis@toolsforpositiveliving.com

WE’RE FAMOUS FOR THE MOMENT

We are delighted that people all around the world are discovering us! So is the media. I was happy to be the guest on Entrepreneur Magazine Talk Radio recently. Click HERE to listen.

WORK BREAK OF THE MOMENT

Michael Bungay Stanier, Creator of Box of Crayons, has designed a cool reminder of how to have fun at work, something we promote ALL THE TIME here at Happiness Is....

Click
HERE to Watch the 8 Principles of Fun video with music. ENJOY!

WISDOM OF THE MOMENT

"It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either." Wayne Dyer, Best selling author/keynote speaker.

HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER FOR THE MOMENT
 
A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once.

Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking. "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework.

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up.

On the fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think... what must be awaiting me further up?"

So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping.

SPEECHLESS FOR A MOMENT

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

STRESS RELIEF FOR THE MOMENT

WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND? We want your feedback! Click HERE and let us know what is causing you the most stress today? What can we do to help?

Also, we are conducting teleseminars for those of you around the world. Do you want business building tips? How to make money while you sleep? Life balance? Click HERE and let me know…

LAUGHTER ARTICLE OF THE MOMENT

An article and quick quiz on laughter by the famed Dr. Joyce Brothers.  Click HERE

APPRECIATION OF THE MOMENT

Remember to take time to notice inspirational things wherever you are and to have an attitude of gratitude. My great new coaching client in Arizona, did just this, brightening my day when she sent this email…

"Hi KC: Found a fun quote for you on my box of Celestial Seasonings Raspberry Gardens Green Tea: 'Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy," Guilloume Apellimoure. So I'm pausing to just be happy! Hope you had some happy moments today too!' Susan." Thanks Susan and dear readers, if you open your eyes and heart, you never know when you might spot something to lift your spirits. Let us know what you discover!

COOL READ OF THE MOMENT

Need something worthwhile to read in the shade this summer? Then sign up for our FREE "Powerful Tools For Positive Living" newsletter sent right to your home or office every other month.
CLICK HERE

PET APPRECIATION FOR THE MOMENT

Courtesy of the Christian Science Monitor May 3 edition:

New research suggests dogs do something else when they are happy and playful. They laugh (we’re not joking….)

What is your pet laughing at?  Click HERE!

BLUFF OF THE MOMENT

The salesman said it would fit!!!!

GREAT PHONE CALL OF THE MOMENT

We emailed an announcement about our new exciting, money-saving FREE service, but in case you didn’t get it, here’s another brief mention. Many of you are avid users of conference call services and some of you lead teleconference calls. So feel free to take advantage of my new free teleconference center. You can have your own conference line…how cool is that? The best part about is, it’s available to you instantly. And a couple folks wanted reassurance that this deal was free…YUP, no catch, your own phone line is FREE! There are no reservations required, just call your conference number anytime for colleagues, clients, friends or family. I have provided you with the link to our free HAPPY TALK conference site so you can check it out. Just click on the picture!

ANOTHER FREEBIE OF THE MOMENT

As I said above, I love offering YOU free stuff…like the conference line above, wonderful resources and support. Here’s another freebie for you! This book, “I Love My Life, A Mom’s Guide To Working From Home” was invaluable to me when I first started this business. For the first time, the well-known author, Kristie Tamsevicius’ is giving it away, ($ value $14.95)! If you want great input and advice on how to run a profitable home-based business, grab your free book (just pay a small S& H fee) while copies last..Click here:: http://www.kristiet.com/lovelife/10000books.htm

QUESTIONS TO CHUCKLE & PONDER ABOUT FOR THE MOMENT
Courtesy of Deirdre McEachern

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

MAKE SOMEONES DAY FOR THE MOMENT

If gained a helpful tip or learned about a new resource or smiled while reading this, then PLEASE forward this on to a friend or colleague. Thanks for sharing joy and humor with us…if even for a moment!
HAVE A HAPPY, LAUGHTER-FILLED SUMMER and keep in touch!

Warmly,


      
KC Christensen-Lang, Success Coach/Joyologist
PR Consultant/Publicist/Speaker/Trainer
Multiple Streams of Income / Make Money While You Sleep Licensee
Owner/CEO, HAPPINESS IS...
(207) 361-2084
www.ToolsForPositiveLiving.com
Free Coaching or PR/Publicity session, Free "Powerful Tools" Newsletter, Free "Virtual Moment of Joy" ezine, Free Conference Lines at: www.happytalk.freeconferencecenter.com


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