Virtual Moment of Joy - October 2010


What is Happiness Is...

We are an innovative company that believes you can work hard, be productive and make money while having fun, being kind and making a positive difference in the world. Our very name highlights happiness. We offer you many powerful tools for positive living to help you achieve your goals and dreams, a stress-free life, balance, productivity, fulfilling work, self-care and laughter. One aspect of our company cheerfully focuses on laughter as a stress-reliever, employee morale-booster and team-builder and humor as a tool and ice-breaker. We'd love to give you a warm welcome at:
www.ToolsForPositiveLiving.com

The other aspect of our company focuses on growing your business, skill-building and offers one-one-one and group coaching, business and PR consulting strategies, resources and helpful hints. For a confidential appointment, visit
www.CoachingForTopLeaders.com

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PROMOS OF THE MOMENT

Happiness Is... now has its own professional studio with top-notch recording equipment. KC is a trained voice artist and can record customized voice-overs for anyone, anywhere in the world. Everything from Radio and TV commercials, website trainings, audio books, promos, computer avantars, voice mail, answering systems and lots more! If you need to promote your business in a snazzy new way, give us a call or check out our new site www.SunshineVoices.com


AVOID DULLNESS FOR THE MOMENT

And bring in the professionals from Happiness Is…! Or just me for a lively enthusiastic presentation.
We go the extra “smileage” as we travel all over to bring you dynamic speakers, powerful business tools or light-hearted presentations. Brighten up your group meeting or luncheon, jazz up your conference, or staff or board retreat! Customized presentations, programs or seminars to fit your meeting goals. Contact the headquarters today at (603) 642-7871 or kc@coachingfortopleaders.com



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HOUSE FOR SALE:
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WELCOME!

Autumn is upon us and the colorful leaves are changing here in beautiful New Hampshire, the schools and fall sports are in full swing. As the year draws to a close, now is the time to start wrapping up any goals you wanted to achieve and dreams you wanted to achieve. Have you?

If you are feeling stuck personally or professionally, give me a call or drop me an email. Don’t go through the holidays if you are in a funk. Swallow that pride and let’s get you back on track. Or with the new year approaching, you may want to focus on an exciting new Action Plan for your life or your business. Don’t hesitate to connect with me. I love to hear from you and we all need a fresh perspective and support now and then.

Need a good laugh? Take time to listen to a humorous tape, watch a comedy show, call a friend, wear a costume for Halloween, spend time with a light-hearted child or read the Joy note (even the archives) for puns, jokes, cartoons generously shared by our worldwide subscribers.

Happy Halloween and enjoy the Fall Season no matter where you live!


KC Christensen-Lang
President, Happiness Is…

Happiness Is…has just expanded with another office in beautiful downtown Exeter, New Hampshire, 24 Front Street, Suite 306. YAHOOO! Hours are by appointment only, so let us know ahead of time when you'll be in the area, and we'll have a nice visit! Check out these gorgeous views out our new office windows.

PR consulting and coaching sessions are in full swing and women’s coaching groups and business seminars will be offered at the new site soon. To celebrate our expansion, KC is offering FR**EE 60 minute Life / Business Coaching or PR Consulting sessions through the end of November to our wonderful subscribers.

To reserve an appointment, contact (603) 642-7871 or kc@coachingfortopleaders.com. Space is limited and first-come, first serve.

"KC: I am so glad I referred you to my business client. He's the boss of a large company and on the outside he appeared successful, but really he was a mess. Disorganized, a workaholic, out of balance, never saw his family, very frustrated and angry and quite unhappy with life. Thanks to your honest assessment and laser coaching, he is so much more balanced and focused. He also has more time for sports and seeing his wife and kids and he is a hell of alot happier now. Thanks for helping him and making me look good!" J.G. NY

"Hello KC, I enjoyed meeting with you. You are a great coach-I know there are a lot of things that I need to work on. I will take your advice. I guess I needed a big push-ha ha ha. Take care and thank you for caring!" Diane

"Wow...thank you so much for all the PR tips! What a packed session; I am looking forward to implementing them very soon. Thanks again, KC". R.B. - ID

"KC: Loved your new office. Cheerful, very healing space. It's magnetic...people are drawn to it, like your personality. Very nice!" D.L, New Hampshire

QUOTE FOR THE MOMENT
An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?
Rene Descartes
A Moment of Suspicious Recommendation Letters For Bad Employees
For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed his career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."
"He consistently achieves the standards he sets for himself."


For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."
MONEY-SAVER OF THE MOMENT
Saving money...maybe you are not a coupon cutter, but consider calling about your phone, cable tv, internet, insurance now...even if you have done it before. Things change with the companies, they often run specials, discounts or better deals than they had when you first signed up. Ask about bundles. I just saved my family more than $1500 annually by doing just this!

Also don’t forget to ask when you sign up for hotels, rental cards, products...whether it’s AAA, AARP, local resident discount, whatever or some other membership you can save from 10-50% off!
SLY SENIOR OF THE MOMENT
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS
FREELANCING FOR THE MOMENT
Don’t underestimate the power of a gig. The news reported someone making 100,000 a year. Check out guru.com, elance.com, indeed, craigs list. I have been getting calls for business and PR consulting, writing and editing, so this stuff really works.
ENGINEER OF THE MOMENT 
An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
HELPFUL READING OF THE MOMENT 
Want to know what makes folks go through their mail with eagerness? Our “Tools For Positive Living” newsletter of course! It’s no charge; mailed right to your home or office every other month and is packed full of informative life and business articles. And did we say it’s FR*EE!? Note: This four page publication is different than our more light-hearted online Joy Note you are reading now. We don’t share your contact info either. If you need more copies to put on your office or store counter, send to a friend, place in your waiting room, lobby or distribute to your group, let us know and we will send you as many as you need. Thanks to all who have put them in coffee shops, cafes, health food stores, spas, doctor's offices, the library and in restaurants while the customers wait. YAY! Let us know your mailing address today and we'll send you the latest issue. Click HERE
HEARTWARMING COMPANY OF THE MOMENT
Wow! I just got back from an amazing Sendoutcards convention…there was more than 3,000 distributors from all over the world sharing in the positive message. The mission of Send Out Cards is two fold: To never ignore a prompting to spread kindness to others and tell someone you love them, thank you, you appreciate them, etc. 2. To provide a vehicle for financial freedom. WOW! A positive company based on personal development, laws of attraction, setting goals, being focused, achieving your dreams, goals, kindness, giving back, self-empowerment and helping others; all awesome principles that I believe in and share with coaching clients. Can’t believe you can get rich spreading kindness and sending beautiful cards, but I met many people doing just that! Ya gotta love it! It was enlightening, fun, inspiring and we raised $30,000 for the Make A Wish Foundation. When the two little kids came on stage there wasn’t a dry eye in the place!

I am have weaved SOC into my company Happiness Is… but there are a lot of folks doing this as a part-time side business or full-time (of course their definition of full-time is two days a week..hahah!) If you want to learn more contact me at (603) 642-7871 or go ahead and try it out and send a free card go to www.sendoutcards.com/happykc. You’ll have fun!
LATE NIGHT VISITOR OF THE MOMENT 
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the bleary eyed husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Shame on you! You have a short memory," says his wife. "Remember about three months ago when our car broke down and those two guys pushed it to the side of the road? They helped us; I think you should help him!"

The man grumbles, but throws some clothes on and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the night, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
LITTLE GIRL OF THE MOMENT
Courtesy of Bonnie Bufford
A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming or universal health care?" and he smiles smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know crap?"
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ahh, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
SPREAD THE JOY FOR THE MOMENT

Thanks for reading our Joy Note…we appreciate your input and your success stories. Keep spreading kindness and laughter. Forward this on, reach out to others, pay it forward. Laughter is contagious…
SPREAD IT AROUND!

Happy Halloween, KC

 

 

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