Virtual Moment of Joy - November 2010

What is Happiness Is...

We are an innovative company that believes you can work hard, be productive and make money while having fun, being kind and making a positive difference in the world. Our very name highlights happiness. We offer you many powerful tools for positive living to help you achieve your goals and dreams, a stress-free life, balance, productivity, fulfilling work, self-care and laughter. One aspect of our company cheerfully focuses on laughter as a stress-reliever, employee morale-booster and team-builder and humor as a tool and ice-breaker. We'd love to give you a warm welcome at:
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PROMOS OF THE MOMENT

Happiness Is... now has its own professional studio with top-notch recording equipment. KC is a trained voice artist and can record customized voice-overs for anyone, anywhere in the world. Everything from Radio and TV commercials, website trainings, audio books, promos, computer avantars, voice mail, answering systems and lots more! If you need to promote your business in a snazzy new way, give us a call or check out our new site www.SunshineVoices.com



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TURKEYS, LAUGHTER, HUMOR & MORE

Time to celebrate Friends! Our Virtual Moment of Joy will be easy reading because we know you are gearing up for the busy holiday season and hopefully eagerly waiting for your vacation break to start. Rejoice in your family and friends and all that you have accomplished during a tough economy with many challenges. For those struggling, my heart goes out to you and we hope this little note will bring you some cheer. Keep in touch everyone...we care!

For those in America, enjoy a HAPPY THANKSGIVING. For all of you in other parts of the world, I give thanks for you as well. Warm blessings and many smiles to all.

Gratefully,

KC Christensen-Lang
President, Happiness Is…

“Thanks you guys at Happiness Is… for the funny cartoons in these past issues. I’ll try to find some for you to share as well. Thanks for making people laugh during those very hectic, often stressful days on the job; we look forward to your day brightener every month.”
P.L. - Minnesota

“KC: Great job yesterday on the Customer Service & Phone Skills training with our employees. I look forward to continuing to work with you and have you back for a follow-up staff training. Will be in touch. Thanks for a job well done!"  Wayne Cipullo, General Manager - Regal Limousine Service

“I so enjoyed talking with you, KC. I look forward to being that person you described! When we talk, I will always try to keep an open mind. It is very helpful for me to have someone outside of the business really look at things and really help me sort through them... And even though we have only really met a few times in person, I feel like I know you! Thanks for your help, “ K.
 
ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE MOMENT
Well, folks! I did it. So many of you asked me where was our FaceBook page, that we finally got around to posting one. Thanks for encouraging me to let more people know about Happiness Is… and what we do. You are the first to know! We need a fan or two! LOL. So, please help us get the world out, let me know if you are on Facebook too, link to our page, comment your little hearts out and stay in touch….let’s keep the conversations going and together, we can promote life balance, laughter, joy, kindness, good humor, optimism and positive attitudes worldwide! YEEHAA! Watch for upcoming programs and events designed just for you and keep let us know what we can do to support you in the new year!Follow me on Facebook!
ACTUAL HEADLINES OF THE MOMENT
WHOOPS! These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Thoughtful Quote of The Moment
"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them."
John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th President of the United States
PUNS OF THE MOMENT
Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.

My mailman should be a comedian, his delivery is perfect!

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

It hugged the shore
GREAT NONPROFIT OF THE MOMENT!
Bullying is a hot topic these days for good reason – we need to protect our kids. I’m on the Board of Advisors of a fantastic nonprofit organization called, Hey U.G.L.Y., Inc. - Unique Gifted Lovable You, dedicated to helping youth who are bullied AND the bullies because both suffer from low self-esteem. We help them discover their "inner cool" so they can be who they are instead of who they think they need to be to fit in.

The dynamic Co-Founder, President and my friend, Betty Hoeffner, asked me to let our subscribers know about their campaign to help kids who are being bullied. “We had a mom call us to help her son who was repeatedly kicked in the face by a bully,” explained Betty, “I found out from a police officer friend that unless there is video there's not much the mom could do but file a complaint. So, on behalf of this mom and her son, we have started http://BullyingBystandersUnite.org/. It's a place that teaches bystanders to bullying what to do to help kids who are being bullied. We want everyone to go there and take the pledge to help kids. The pledge is free and only takes a minute.” So, dear subscribers, hug your teen today and be thankful when you are surrounded by love and hope this season. Check out their website, HeyUGLY.org for fantastic programs, services and products to help teens everywhere.
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.
STRANDED FOR THE MOMENT
There are three blonde guys stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.

The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into a brown haired man and swims off the island.

The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired man builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman, and she walks across the bridge.
SMART CAT OF THE MOMENT
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "Why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that critter on the phone. I'm lost and need directions!!!"
CLASSES OF THE MOMENT
We will soon be offering FR*EE classes on the phone to support you in your goals, reduce your stress, to help you build your business or your own personal development. Watch on our new FACEBOOK page or in our newsletters. Got any topics you’d like us to do? Any burning questions? Let us know!
WHAT’S YOUR MOMENT OF JOY?
When was the last time you took a bath? I was giving a coaching session to a hard-working woman and dedicated employee yesterday at her company site. She’s the ultimate caretaker…giving to everyone all the time and took pride in all that she had done for the business, working odd hours, nights, weekends, juggling 4 kids and a husband, social calendar, giving back to the community and more. We talked about being overwhelmed and stressed at times and when I asked her when was the last time she took time for herself and had some nurturing self-care, she suddenly sat still in the chair, puzzled and silent. I wasn’t asking for an hour of time, just a moment of Joy here and there so she could rejuvenate, distress and recharge her batteries. Finally she realized how much she used to enjoy baths for the quiet and relaxation. I asked when was the last time she had one and she sheepishly said FIVE YEARS AGO! So guess what her “coaching homework” was? Yup, a luxurious bubblebath, complete with soft music, candles and a locked door. She can’t wait for her moments of joy and I can’t wait to get the wonderful update and see her smile with delight. What about YOU? Whether it’s a soothing bath, jog around the block, curled up with a good book, massage, walk in the park, comedy movie, laughing with a friend…take a moment of joy…something that doesn’t involve working or caretaking, but some positive, relaxing YOU time! We all need self-care….take your moment of joy today! And let me know!
DIRECTIONS OF THE MOMENT
Courtesy of Georgia Richardson
AVOIDING TELEMARKETERS OF THE MOMENT
1. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don't have any friends . . . would you be my friend?"

2. Tell them you work for the same company they work for.
Example: Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Watertronics."
You: "Watertronics!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"
Telemarketer: "Uh, Dallas, Texas." You: "Great, they have a group there too? How's business/the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya."

3. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of Telemarketers). If the person says, "Well, I don't really want to get a call at home," say, "Yeah! Now you know how I feel." (smiling, of course...)
 
 
Bye for now, Everyone! We are so glad you stopped by if even for a moment. Spread good cheer yourself and forward this Virtual Moment of Joy on to a friend or fellow employee. Remember a SMILE IS THE BEST FACELIFT. Take care and Happy Thanksgiving & Have a Wonderful Week! Until next time,

Thinking of you, KC

 

 

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