Virtual Moment of Joy - July 2010


What is Happiness Is...

We are an innovative company that believes you can work hard, be productive and make money while having fun, being kind and making a positive difference in the world. Our very name highlights happiness. We offer you many powerful tools for positive living to help you achieve your goals and dreams, a stress-free life, balance, productivity, fulfilling work, self-care and laughter. One aspect of our company cheerfully focuses on laughter as a stress-reliever, employee morale-booster and team-builder and humor as a tool and ice-breaker. We'd love to give you a warm welcome at:
www.ToolsForPositiveLiving.com

The other aspect of our company focuses on growing your business, skill-building and offers one-one-one and group coaching, business and PR consulting strategies, resources and helpful hints. For a confidential appointment, visit
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PROMOS OF THE MOMENT

Happiness Is... now has its own professional studio with top-notch recording equipment. KC is a trained voice artist and can record customized voice-overs for anyone, anywhere in the world. Everything from Radio and TV commercials, website trainings, audio books, promos, computer avantars, voice mail, answering systems and lots more! If you need to promote your business in a snazzy new way, give us a call or check out our new site www.SunshineVoices.com

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PRESENTATIONS OF THE MOMENT

The Happiness Is… staff will travel to your company site, group meeting, luncheon, conference, or your staff or board retreat if you are looking for a dynamic speaker, powerful business tools or light-hearted presentation. We have a versatile, flexible, enthusiastic and unique team of professionals to provide you with customized presentations, programs or seminars to fit your meeting goals. Contact the headquarters today at (603) 642-7871 or kc@coachingfortopleaders.com


BEST DEAL OF THE MOMENT!

Want your own FR*EE conference line? If you or a professional you know conducts teleseminars or phone meetings, a business person who makes conference calls or just a sociable pal who likes to talk a lot, go ahead and forward my “happytalk” link to them. They’ll pop over to my new site, and get their own complimentary conference line with their own confidential phone number and access to the most updated services available. Friends, family or business associates are welcome to use this service at no charge.

For those of you who used these complimentary line before when I offered them years ago, in the quest to better serve you, the phone folks are closing down all the old, outdated conferencing bridges that you may have been using and upgrading to a jazzy new phone conference lines with additional features. YAY!

These additional features include:

Free Audio Conferencing which holds up to 250 participants

FREE Live Moderator Dashboard

FREE Recordings

FREE Immediate Web Access to Your Recordings

FREE Downloads Of Your

Teleconference in a .WAV Format

FREE Replay Line

Post Call Detail Records (CDRS). At the conclusion of your call, your CDR will be automatically emailed to you. You will be able to view the duration of your calls and who was a participant on your calls, every time.

As Usual Our Services Always Include:

24/ 7 access to your Conference Call

Line with no reservations required

Unlimited Conference Duration.

Touch Tone Moderator AND Participant Commands

Have Fun Talking! To get your NEW and FR*EE Conference Line, go to:
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HAPPY MARKETPLACE

Highly recommended by Joyologist KC if you want to brighten your day and get the most unique gift anywhere! Daisy Trading Company is a collection of charming family-run stores in York, York Beach and Ogunquit, Maine and known for their handcrafted jewelry, hand painted silk scarves, special mementos, colorful clothing, unique accessories, home, garden, signs, bed, bath and a large variety of whimsical gifts. Visit them when you are in New England or check out their main website at www.DaisyTrading.com. They ship anywhere in the world.
 

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WELCOME!

Hello Friendly Folks!

Hope you are having a fantastic summer! Welcome to all our wonderful new subscribers from all across the globe. Thanks for joining in the fun! Send us your jokes, puns, cartoons, success stories and helpful resources and tips anytime. We are united around the world to promote humor, laughter, joy, optimism and positive living! It was also great to hear from a bunch of you this past month; some who have only read the newsletter and never contacted me until now (YAY!), other former clients and colleagues saying hello (Great to hear from you!), people taking advantage of the complimentary subscriber special coaching special and new friends introducing themselves. (YAHOO!). Take a moment out in the remaining days of summer, to enjoy a moment of fun and share a smile! Remember as Milton Berle once said, "Laughter is an instant vacation. "

Stay tuned for new programs and services this Fall.

Let us know how we can support you!

KC Christensen-Lang
President, Happiness Is…

"It is nice to hear from you too! I always enjoy your newsletters and hearing from you! Happy Summer to you too!" Love and light, Bev Love, Senior Admissions Advisor, AIHT

“Love this Joy Note. I'm so crazy busy w/our walk to end childhood obesity that I almost didn't read this email newsletter now ... but you are a breath of fresh for us. Miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Betty Hoeffner, President & Co-Founder, Hey Ugly. www.heyugly.org  

“ Hi KC - thank you for all your help. Working with you has taught me how important it is to get help from an expert. Best of luck."
M. M. Federal Govt. Office, Mass.

"Hi KC, I just sat down and read your fabulous V.M.O.J. newsletter. I'm serious, it made my day. As you can imagine Father's Day is not our favorite.... Since losing (my husband), I'm learning how to strategize to get through these special times we used to cherish. I purposely saved readng the newsletter until this morning so that I would be guaranteed a laugh. You didn't let me down, I'm smiling! Thank you! Be encouraged! I am filled with gratitude for your efforts to promote laughter, joy, success and life-enrichment. Please know you are making a difference to us, a lonely Mom and daughter missing their dear
husband/Father, today. Know that we are thinking of you and are holding a vigil in our hearts for those who have passed on, and who have given us so much."
Love, J

"Hi KC, Love getting your newsletter." Wendy Stanley Jones, NH

"Fabulous job as always with your newsletter!!! "xoxox, Susan Hobbs

WOMEN WHO HATES EXERCISE FOR A MOMENT 
Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
TWITTER TRIVIA FOR THE MOMENT 
Did you hear that there is now a Twitter study out that traced key words linked to particular moods and their frequencies in tweets? Scientists found that the results show that people are angrier on Thursdays! Not Mondays at the beginning of the work week or Hump Day Wednesdays. Hmmm, maybe we should sent out our Virtual Moment of Joy out only on Thursdays?! Might cheer up your angry co-worker! Whew…look out!

Another Northeastern and Harvard University study ran three years of tweets against a list of words to track the country's happiness throughout the day. They weren’t surprised that people are also unhappy during the hours of the standard work day. Sighhh. That’s why I love that quote, “Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life.”
Did you hear about the lady who confused her Valium with her birth control pills? She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
No matter how grouchy you're feeling,
You'll find the smile more or less healing.

It grows in a wreath
All around the front teeth -

Thus preserving the face from congealing.

~Anthony Euwer

Okay folks...back by popular demand...our Summer Monthly Special just for you! Take Action! Move Forward! Get unstuck! Have KC as your Private Success Partner for a whole month! Get TWO fast-moving Professional Coaching sessions for the price of one! Which Powerful ToolKit is right for YOU? Choose from Business Coaching (topics you want to focus on like analysis of your business, staff issues, enhancing your work skills, revenue generating activity, time management, etc.), Life Coaching (Life balance, transition, divorce, retirement, more joy, decluttering, achieving dreams, organization, etc.) or PR Consulting (PR, media, writing, editing, newsletter, promotion, website, networking, client relationships, customer service, etc.) You pick the topics and we take you where you are in your life and where ya want to be. Only $175 for 2 one-hour phone sessions (I call you no long distance charges either if you live in US and Canada), plus unlimited email coaching support included at no extra charge for an entire month! First come, first serve...limited space. Special expires August 31, 2010. Book your private coaching sessions now at (603) 642-7871 or kc@coachingfortopleaders.com
HAPPY VIDEO OF THE MOMENT 
Check out this video to see how the Coca-Cola staff surprised and delighted their customers, thirsty college students… on an ordinary day. It’s fun, and certainly memorable; how can you do that with YOUR clients, your members, your patients, your customers? Be creative! Think of ways you can create happiness and the WOW factor on a regular basis, you and your customers will reap big rewards and like Coke, your ideas will be shared too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqT_dPApj9U

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.

At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.

For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.

Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.

But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do ha lf of what it had been made to do.

After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.

"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."

The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side? That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.

You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

SO, to all of my cracked pot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

A pharmacist comes back from his break and sees a man leaning against the wall, his face strained and nervous. He asks his assistant: "What's wrong with that man over there?"

"He came in looking for cough medicine," she replies. "I couldn't find any, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives."

"Oh great!" steamed the pharmacist. "He is going to sue us now. You don't give laxatives to a person with a cough!"

"Well," said the clerk defensively, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!"

PROMOTING EACH OTHER ONLINE FOR A MOMENT
We love to promote and support our subscribers, colleagues and clients in as many ways as we can. If you are on LinkedIn.com, let's connect! Look me up and let's see how we can spread the word about each other and our businesses. Also if any of you have online newsletters (ezines), then consider a link or ad exchange, okay?! If you want an ad or a link in an upcoming issue of our Virtual Moment of Joy ezine, let us know! Email us at kc@coachingfortopleaders.com
Did You Know....

We have wonderful subscribers from as far away as Denmark, Ireland, Kenya, Spain, Uganda, India?

It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile? Remember, a smile is the best facelift! :)

I am a Certified Laughter Leader and can lead fun filled exercises for your group?

Being with your friends reduces your stress and decreases your blood pressure?

You can hear a smile over the phone...do so and your customer or colleague will know it!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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RELAXATION OF THE MOMENT
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name people give to their mistakes.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)
QUESTIONABLE SURVEY OF THE MOMENT

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, he dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this without a needing a magnifying glass, come back and see me."
We are delighted to have the fantastic Daisy Trading Company as our newest PR client. KC, who has 30+ years in PR, marketing, writing and editing will be promoting their cheerful stores in Maine and nationwide. In addition to life and business coaching, laughter, humor and stress reduction programs, KC also does PR consulting and publicity for small businesses, large companies, entrepreneurs, and authors! It doesn't matter where you are located; Call or email for a complimentary intro consultation. 
BEST MAIL OF THE MOMENT
Yes, we are still offering our subscriptions to our “Tools For Positive Living” newsletter at no charge; mailed right to your home or office at no charge every other month. Note: This is a different publication than our more light-hearted online Joy Note you are reading, but a printed 4 page publication. We don’t share your contact info and it's a breeze to read the business tips and personal development articles. If you need more copies to send to a friend, put on your office or store counter, in your waiting room, lobby or distribute to your group, let us know and we will send you a bunch. We are noticing them at health food stores, spas, doctor's offices, the library and in restaurants while the customers wait. YAY! Let us know your mailing address today and we'll send you the latest issue. Click HERE
MARRIAGE VOWS OF THE MOMENT
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband."

And she said, "I do."

Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."
RESIGNATION OF THE MOMENT
CUSTOMER SERVICE TIP OF THE MOMENT
No matter what kind of business you are in, customers are vital to your success. Pay attention to them! Listen deeply. Communicate regularly and get to know them. People buy from those they know and trust. Consider this: Customers don't really purchase your products or services as much as they just want to feel great. They will pay for those good feelings, caring service and a solution to their problems and needs. Make sure they feel appreciated, respected and important. One of the best compliments I ever received was when one of my coaching clients thanked me for making them feel special, "Even though I know you are busy with others KC, I always feel like I am your only client." No matter how big or small your company, making them feel like a VIP will go a long way to spreading good will and growing your business.
FISHING TALE OF THE MOMENT
Doug was describing a 30 pound bass he'd caught recently after fighting it for three hours.

Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."

Doug replied, "Well . . . a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three hours of fighting."
I found out recently about this neat website that encourages swapping, recycling and sharing among folks everywhere. Saves money and the landfills all while helping you feel good. It's www.SwapTree.com and allows you to trade dvds, books, cds and video games for free! You post items up for trade that you have laying around the house that you no longer want or use and put items in a Wish List of things you would love to have. Swap Tree does the match-making and BOOM...when they let you know it's in, you send your item off for a couple dollars, and your "new" wished item arrives in the mail...VOILA! The trade is complete! I received a great CD I wanted, in exchange for my almost brand new baby lullaby CD (my son is now 7...hahah! It was time to go). Easy, environmentally friendly and it was cool to know a sweet babe in another part of the country is enjoying those melodious tunes once again.
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.

On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE OF THE MOMENT
An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him.

He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" And again nobody answered.

The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish. Little Indian tell truth, I no punish." So the Indian asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"

The littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty over cliff. "

The old Indian then shakes him, spanks him, does everything he can to punish him. When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish?"

The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down."
GOODBYE FOR THE MOMENT

Bye for now wonderful subscribers! Forward our Virtual Moment of Joy to someone who could use a smile or who loves a good pun or joke. And do keep in touch. I love to hear from ya! Remember..."If love is the treasure, laughter is the key. " (Yakov Smirnoff)

Have fun finding the key......

Warmly,
KC

 

 

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