Virtual Moment of Joy - August 2010


What is Happiness Is...

We are an innovative company that believes you can work hard, be productive and make money while having fun, being kind and making a positive difference in the world. Our very name highlights happiness. We offer you many powerful tools for positive living to help you achieve your goals and dreams, a stress-free life, balance, productivity, fulfilling work, self-care and laughter. One aspect of our company cheerfully focuses on laughter as a stress-reliever, employee morale-booster and team-builder and humor as a tool and ice-breaker. We'd love to give you a warm welcome at:
www.ToolsForPositiveLiving.com

The other aspect of our company focuses on growing your business, skill-building and offers one-one-one and group coaching, business and PR consulting strategies, resources and helpful hints. For a confidential appointment, visit
www.CoachingForTopLeaders.com

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PROMOS OF THE MOMENT

Happiness Is... now has its own professional studio with top-notch recording equipment. KC is a trained voice artist and can record customized voice-overs for anyone, anywhere in the world. Everything from Radio and TV commercials, website trainings, audio books, promos, computer avantars, voice mail, answering systems and lots more! If you need to promote your business in a snazzy new way, give us a call or check out our new site www.SunshineVoices.com


AVOID DULLNESS FOR THE MOMENT

And bring in the professionals from Happiness Is…! Or just me for a lively enthusiastic presentation.
We go the extra “smileage” as we travel all over to bring you dynamic speakers, powerful business tools or light-hearted presentations. Brighten up your group meeting or luncheon, jazz up your conference, or staff or board retreat! Customized presentations, programs or seminars to fit your meeting goals. Contact the headquarters today at (603) 642-7871 or kc@coachingfortopleaders.com


Another Freebie of the Moment

Anyone have a birthday or anniversary coming up? A new baby about to arrive? Someone retiring? Then I’m giving you a fr*ee gift account to write your sentiments in a beautiful genuine greeting card and we’ll stuff, stamp and send it to them at no charge at: www.sendoutcards.com/happykc  

This amazing communications/relationship-building tool is the only one of it’s kind in the world and works wonders for friends and clients. Check it out and brighten someone’s day today!



HAPPY MARKETPLACE

HOUSE FOR SALE:
Want spacious 3+ bedroom,
2 bath house with offices, studio, workshop and decks on 3 1/2 private acres in beautiful Maine? Contact KC at 603-642-7871 or kc@toolsforpositiveliving.com
for details.
 

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WELCOME!

SUMMER TO FALL…..

Greetings to my good-natured friends, clients and colleagues and welcome to you wonderful new subscribers from all across the globe. You are now a part of the upbeat Happiness Is…. “family” who believe that a vital part of Success is a positive attitude, kindness, inner joy, good humor and laughter. YAY! Summer has flown by, it’s already August and soon we will be turning down the air conditioners, packing up the camping gear, leaving the beaches and waving the kids off to school! What are your plans for your business this Fall? Got new goals? Have you stopped to ponder if you are getting closer to your dreams? Remember…we can help. From life and business coaching, PR consulting, marketing system, humor, laughter and stress reduction programs and powerful tools for positive living…we stand ready to assist! Let’s enjoy the ride together!

Here’s to YOU,

KC Christensen-Lang
President, Happiness Is…

"I already receive the Virtual Moment of Joy and look forward to it monthly! I'd love to get the newsletter as well. Thank you for all you do!" Stephanie Biros, VT

“Okay, so I was hesitant to try Life Coaching but I was a Time Management Nightmare! Now I see there is a real benefit to having a professional “partner” in my life! From goal-setting and organization, to all those ideas to grow my company, to getting my crazy family life back in order, you have helped me focus and get more done, quicker and with less stress and drama. I’m getting more accomplished AND enjoying my life more! Thanks Coach KC!” P.L, Florida

"Hey KC, Thanks for the personal greeting on your last newsletter. The NL was, as usual, packed with positive, dynamic info. I don't know how you high-energy people do it, but it's fun to have you on this planet with the rest of us slower movers." Richard Benson

APPROVAL OF THE MOMENT
SLY Children OF THE MOMENT
Courtesy of Bill Buckley, Coffee News USA 
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
HELPFUL READING OF THE MOMENT 
Want to know what makes folks go through their mail with eagerness? Our “Tools For Positive Living” newsletter of course! It’s no charge; mailed right to your home or office every other month and is packed full of informative life and business articles. And did we say it’s FR*EE!? Note: This four page publication is different than our more light-hearted online Joy Note you are reading now. We don’t share your contact info either. If you need more copies to put on your office or store counter, send to a friend, place in your waiting room, lobby or distribute to your group, let us know and we will send you as many as you need. Thanks to all who have put them in coffee shops, cafes, health food stores, spas, doctor's offices, the library and in restaurants while the customers wait. YAY! Let us know your mailing address today and we'll send you the latest issue. Click HERE
RELIGION OF THE MOMENT 
"My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness." Dalai Lama
JUMP-START YOUR COMPANY IMAGE & SALES - SIZZLING END OF SUMMER SPECIAL

HIRE A POWERHOUSE TEAM TO TURBO BOOST YOUR BUSINESS IN 30 DAYS
(no matter where you live in the world….we work virtually)

It's the end of summer and we are gearing up for Fall. Many of you have told me you want to kick-start your businesses, so I am offering this special just for you, including sharing my very own secret weapon, the ultimate Executive Virtual Assistant, (VA) Darbie! We've worked together for years, she's fabulous and together we make up the Dynamic Duo!

In one month we will provide you with:
  • Customized analysis of your business and action steps for 30 days
  • Two one hour sessions of powerful, fast-paced business coaching
  • Training and skill enhancement in leadership, time management, decluttering, networking, managing a team, conflict resolution, working a room or trade show, sales, customer service, PR and more
  • Unlimited email coaching support and spot calls
  • Up to 5 hours of executive assistance work (however you want to use your VA)
  • Write one press release to promote your business and submit it to national site
  • Research Media coverage or PR opportunities
  • Editing of two documents, ie. Letter, newsletter, press release, proposal, media.
  • Research Speech opportunities for you
  • Multiple streams ideas for products; how to make money while you sleep
  • Many resources and contacts to grow your company
  • Your own free teleconference line

Other ideas you may want to choose from:

  • Launch of your new Ezine
  • We’ll Edit and submit one article to online article sites
  • We’ll can edit or Update your website (does not include complete overhaul)
  • Your own project
  • Autoresponder set up
  • Special event planning
  • Brainstorm unique promotions

THIS CLIENT WORKED SMARTER NOT HARDER WITH US ON THEIR TEAM:

“What can I say about KC and Darbie except that I couldn’t run and grow my business without them! KC is not only a sharp, competent and well-connected publicist but she is has helped me redefine my entire marketing and PR strategy, ensuring that everything is aligned to give me the most powerful results! And all with a great big hug. (Not to mention her gifted coaching in keeping me focused, empowered and sane during the ride). As for Darbie, it is such a gift to have someone you can give a project to and then not have to worry about it because you know it will be done on time, in budget and with the highest quality without you having to babysit them. As a small business owner, this is just what I need to allow me to focus on the areas of my business where I provide the most value and not waste time.”
Mike Jaffe, Founder of Jaffe Life Design, Connecticut

SPECIAL END OF SUMMER PRICE: Your business tax-deduction investment is $750.00. You may purchase more than one month for a limited time.

Our Dynamic Duo PR package is normally $1,750.00 or more. Save $1,000 now through August 31, 2010. Lock in this special price now! First come, first serve; space is very limited

THESE SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS OWNERS HAVE GROWN THEIR BUSINESS WITH OUR HELP…

"Hi KC, You are amazing and such a wonderful motivator. I felt so at ease during my PR session and just had to let you know again how inspiring our conversation was. It really got the creative juices flowing. Thank you again for the "tough love;" it was dispensed with genuine concern. The ideas are right on target and I see how implementing them will lead to great success for me and my audience. Thanks for offering this amazing service and God bless you."
Sandra L. Garth, Wellness Expert, Speaker, Trainer, CNN New You Revolution Participant

"I consider Darbie a major asset to my business. Darbie is the ultimate VA. She is knowledgeable, responsible AND pleasant. She responds fast and gets the work done perfectly. Besides her pleasant personality, Darbie is efficient and her technical skills are broad. My great fortune to have found her."
Dr. Dorene Lehavi, Ph.D. Master Coach

YES, I WANT TO WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER! I’M INTERESTED IN TURBO-BOOSTING MY BUSINESS THIS SUMMER!!

SIGN ME UP! 

Contact us today at (603) 642-7871 or kc@coachingfortopleaders.com
 

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. He turns his lights on and pulls them over.

Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two in the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The elderly lady in the front is obviously confused. "Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?"

The officer thinks she must be over 80. "Ma'am," the officer answers gently, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous".

"Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

The officer holds back a chuckle as he explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman smiles, thanking the officer for pointing out her error.
 
"He studies the rest of the passengers in the vehicle. These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone Okay?”

"Oh! They will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."
I love to give you stuff dear subscribers. Sooo, how about your own private FR*EE conference line? Yup, no strings. If you conducts teleseminars or phone meetings, have a need for a lot of conference calls or just want to talk with a bunch of your long-distance relatives or friends. (up to 250 people per call), then here’s the link to my site with your own link to your complimentary conference phone line. You’ll receive your own confidential phone number and access to the most updated services available. You can record your call for those who can’t attend and a bunch of other cool features. Friends, family or business associates are welcome to use this service at no charge. Happy Talking! To get your NEW and FR*EE Conference Line, go to:
www.happytalk.freeconferencecenter.com 
Yay...I love when what I do is verified again and again, especially when it's in the reputable Forbes/MSNBC! Thank you writer Vicki Salemi! Part of what I do in my company is chat with employees and management during their company "Lunch and Learns" and speak for groups nationwide about the the fact that a happy worker equals a productive worker. Now another author and study confirms it! Jessica Pryce-Jones, author of "Happiness at Work" and CEO of iOpener says "Happiness at work is closely correlated with greater performance and productivity as well as greater energy, better reviews, faster promotion, higher income, better health and increased happiness with life. So it's good for organizations and individuals, too."

Pryce-Jones used questionnaires, focus groups and results from 3,000 respondents in 79 countries, Pryce-Jones findings proved that happiness has a distinct advantage over unhappiness. Her research showed that the happiest employees are 180 percent more energized than their less content colleagues, 155 percent happier with their jobs, 150 percent happier with life, 108 percent more engaged and 50 percent more motivated. Most staggeringly, they are 50 percent more productive too." Soooo, all you good-natured Virtual Moment of Joy subscribers must be VERY productive. :)

To read the rest of the interesting article by Forbes writer Vicki Salemi click here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38740796/from/toolbar  

 

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
"Those who do not respect your time will not respect your wisdom either."

The man pulled into a shady area of the crowded parking lot at the Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure his Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and he wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. He walked to the curb backward, pointing his finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave him a strange look and said,

"Why don't you just put it in park?"

My daughter called me at work to say I got a call and needed to phone back a man named Mike at my bank. The operator asked me what Mike's last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his surname. When she asked for his department, I said I didn't know.

"There are 1500 employees in this building, ma'am," she snapped.

After a few more brusque comments, I was annoyed and asked for her name.

"Danielle," she spit out.

"And your last name?" I asked.

"Sorry," she replied curtly, "we don't give out last names."
The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars.

The bill came with payment coupons.

Your Doberman just ate the receptionist.

"He has a very rare blood type. It's called '$$ Positive.'"

He starts talking about extended quality of life, miracles of modern veterinary medicine and joint replacement procedures. You own a goldfish.

They take away the blood sample on a sterling silver serving tray.

The sad, pathetic whining in the exam room is coming from the owners.

You suddenly realize where you've heard that low whistle before: from the plumber and the auto mechanic.

"Do you have any idea how expensive hamster defibrillators are?"

and the #1 Sign Your Veterinary Bill is Going to Require Financing:

"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger, faster...."
DEFINITIONS OF THE MOMENT
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
STAFF SUPPORT OF THE MOMENT
"There are two things people want more than sex and money....recognition and praise." Mary Kay Ash, Founder, Mary Kay Cosmetics
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman decided to go see this doctor anyway and when he walked in, she smiled wide and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced, "I'm back!"

Not fooled for a second, the savvy doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."
 
MAKE SOMEONE SMILE IN THIS MOMENT

Smiling is infectious,
You can catch it like the flu.
Someone smiled at me today,
And I started smiling too.
~Author Unknown


Thanks for taking a moment out of your busy day to smile with us. We appreciate you! If something in this online light-hearted blurb made ya smile, stop and think of one person who makes YOU smile. Then forward our Virtual Moment of Joy to them and brighten their day. And let me know how you are and how I can promote and support you. Here’s to a wonderful Fall filled with laughter, humor and joy!

Enjoy those final summer days,


KC

 

 

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